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I'm Sure You Can't Imagine
I'm sure you can't imagine

It's as simple as can be
The place is very common
The players are he-and-she.

She asked him, "Will it hurt?"
"Of course not," he will say,
"It's quite a simple process
Only you and I can play.

"Now calm yourself, darling,
So that we may begin
Open a little wider
So I may get in."

She was very frightened now,
And tears had filled her eyes
It was hurting rather badly,
It must be quite a size.

Suddenly she jumped and
Gave a little shout,
"I didn't think you'd do it,
But I'm glad you pulled it out."

Now if you read this carefully,
It's a dentist you will find.
It wasn't what you thought it was
It was just your dirty mind.