Women Quotes

• Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the Hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong
• Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
• The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
• I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin
• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
• My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck
• Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
• The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
• Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
• Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
• Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your Body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
• I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
• If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
• When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley
• I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton
• If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton
• I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.  -Maryon Pearson
• In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.  -Margaret Thatcher
• I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.  -Gloria Steinem
• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.  -Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.  -Eleanor Roosevelt